scripts/other/habitica/quests.py

keys = [
    "VirtualPet",
    "Cheetah",
    "Harpy",
    "Frog",
    "Moonstone3",
    "Penguin",
    "Vice2",
    "Dysheartener",
    "MayhemMistiflying3",
    "G",
    "Bunny",
    "Waffle",
    "Dolphin",
    "Rat",
    "StressbeastCompletion",
    "Ferret",
    "MayhemMistiflying2",
    "BlackPearl",
    "Moonstone2",
    "StoikalmCalamity3",
    "LostMasterclasser2",
    "Hippo",
    "Moon3",
    "Onyx",
    "Armadillo",
    "Triceratops",
    "Sloth",
    "DilatoryCompletion",
    "StressbeastBossRageGuide",
    "StressbeastDesperation",
    "Kraken",
    "Snake",
    "SolarSystem",
    "Squirrel",
    "Seahorse",
    "GuineaPig",
    "Axolotl",
    "StoikalmCalamity2",
    "Monkey",
    "Bewilder",
    "BewilderBossRageStables",
    "TaskwoodsTerror3",
    "Goldenknight2",
    "Bronze",
    "Falcon",
    "BurnoutBossRageSeasonalShop",
    "Whale",
    "TRex",
    "Silver",
    "Windup",
    "TaskwoodsTerror2",
    "LostMasterclasser3Drop",
    "Spider",
    "Rock",
    "Dilatory",
    "EvilSanta2",
    "PinkMarble",
    "BurnoutBossRageTavern",
    "Moon2",
    "Burnout",
    "Horse",
    "DilatoryBossRageStables",
    "StressbeastBossRageBailey",
    "Vice3",
    "Stressbeast",
    "LostMasterclasser1",
    "Slime",
    "SeaSerpent",
    "Atom3",
    "LostMasterclasser4",
    "Rooster",
    "Atom2",
    "Kangaroo",
    "Stone",
    "DilatoryDistress3",
    "Octopus",
    "TRexUndead",
    "Treeling",
    "GhostStag",
    "EvilSanta",
    "Cow",
    "DustBunnies",
    "Fluorite",
    "Gryphon",
    "Ruby",
    "Badger",
    "DilatoryDistress2Drop",
    "Unicorn",
    "DilatoryDistress2",
    "Hedgehog",
    "Snail",
    "DysheartenerBossRages",
    "Owl",
    "Beetle",
    "Nudibranch",
    "Yarn",
    "StoikalmCalamity1Drop",
    "Peacock",
    "LostMasterclasser3",
    "Pterodactyl",
    "Alligator",
    "Butterfly",
    "BewilderBossRageBailey",
    "Amber",
    "DysheartenerBossRage",
    "Sheep",
    "DysheartenerDropHippogriff",
    "MayhemMistiflying1Drop",
    "Robot",
    "Turtle",
    "Velociraptor",
    "Goldenknight3",
    "Sabretooth",
    "Turquoise",
    "DilatoryBossRageMarket",
    "EggHunt",
    "TaskwoodsTerror1Drop",
]

quests = {
    "VirtualPet": "Virtual Mayhem with the April Fool: The Beepening",
    "Cheetah": "Such a Cheetah",
    "Harpy": "Help! Harpy!",
    "Frog": "Swamp of the Clutter Frog",
    "Moonstone3": "Recidivate, Part 3: Recidivate Transformed",
    "Penguin": "The Fowl Frost",
    "Vice2": "Vice, Part 2: Find the Lair of the Wyrm",
    "Dysheartener": "The Dysheartener",
    "MayhemMistiflying3": "Mayhem in Mistiflying, Part 3: In Which a Mailman is Extremely Rude",
    "Bunny": "The Killer Bunny",
    "Waffle": "Waffling with the Fool: Disaster Breakfast!",
    "Dolphin": "The Dolphin of Doubt",
    "Rat": "The Rat King",
    "Ferret": "The Nefarious Ferret",
    "MayhemMistiflying2": "Mayhem in Mistiflying, Part 2: In Which the Wind Worsens",
    "BlackPearl": "A Startling Starry Idea",
    "Moonstone2": "Recidivate, Part 2: Recidivate the Necromancer",
    "StoikalmCalamity3": "Stoïkalm Calamity, Part 3: Icicle Drake Quake",
    "LostMasterclasser2": "The Mystery of the Masterclassers, Part 2: Assembling the a'Voidant",
    "Hippo": "What a Hippo-Crite",
    "Moon3": "Lunar Battle, Part 3: The Monstrous Moon",
    "Onyx": "The Onyx Odyssey",
    "Armadillo": "The Indulgent Armadillo",
    "Triceratops": "The Trampling Triceratops",
    "Sloth": "The Somnolent Sloth",
    "Kraken": "The Kraken of Inkomplete",
    "Snake": "The Serpent of Distraction",
    "SolarSystem": "A Voyage of Cosmic Concentration",
    "Squirrel": "The Sneaky Squirrel",
    "Seahorse": "The Dilatory Derby",
    "GuineaPig": "The Guinea Pig Gang",
    "Axolotl": "The Magical Axolotl",
    "StoikalmCalamity2": "Stoïkalm Calamity, Part 2: Seek the Icicle Caverns",
    "Monkey": "Monstrous Mandrill and the Mischief Monkeys",
    "Bewilder": "The Be-Wilder",
    "TaskwoodsTerror3": "Terror in the Taskwoods, Part 3: Jacko of the Lantern",
    "Goldenknight2": "The Golden Knight, Part 2: Gold Knight",
    "Bronze": "Brazen Beetle Battle",
    "Falcon": "The Birds of Preycrastination",
    "Whale": "Wail of the Whale",
    "TRex": "King of the Dinosaurs",
    "Silver": "The Silver Solution",
    "Windup": "A Whirl with a Wind-Up Warrior",
    "TaskwoodsTerror2": "Terror in the Taskwoods, Part 2: Finding the Flourishing Fairies",
    "Spider": "The Icy Arachnid",
    "Rock": "Escape the Cave Creature",
    "Dilatory": "The Dread Drag'on of Dilatory",
    "EvilSanta2": "Find the Cub",
    "PinkMarble": "Calm the Corrupted Cupid",
    "Moon2": "Lunar Battle, Part 2: Stop the Overshadowing Stress",
    "Burnout": "Burnout and the Exhaust Spirits",
    "Horse": "Ride the Night-Mare",
    "Vice3": "Vice, Part 3: Vice Awakens",
    "Stressbeast": "The Abominable Stressbeast of the Stoïkalm Steppes",
    "LostMasterclasser1": "The Mystery of the Masterclassers, Part 1: Read Between the Lines",
    "Slime": "The Jelly Regent",
    "SeaSerpent": "Danger in the Depths: Sea Serpent Strike!",
    "Atom3": "Attack of the Mundane, Part 3: The Laundromancer",
    "LostMasterclasser4": "The Mystery of the Masterclassers, Part 4: The Lost Masterclasser",
    "Rooster": "Rooster Rampage",
    "Atom2": "Attack of the Mundane, Part 2: The SnackLess Monster",
    "Kangaroo": "Kangaroo Catastrophe",
    "Stone": "A Maze of Moss",
    "DilatoryDistress3": "Dilatory Distress, Part 3: Not a Mere Maid",
    "Octopus": "The Call of Octothulu",
    "TRexUndead": "The Dinosaur Unearthed",
    "Treeling": "The Tangle Tree",
    "GhostStag": "The Spirit of Spring",
    "EvilSanta": "Trapper Santa",
    "Cow": "The Mootant Cow",
    "DustBunnies": "The Feral Dust Bunnies",
    "Fluorite": "A Bright Fluorite Fright",
    "Gryphon": "The Fiery Gryphon",
    "Ruby": "Ruby Rapport",
    "Badger": "Stop Badgering Me!",
    "Unicorn": "Convincing the Unicorn Queen",
    "DilatoryDistress2": "Dilatory Distress, Part 2: Creatures of the Crevasse",
    "Hedgehog": "The Hedgebeast",
    "Snail": "The Snail of Drudgery Sludge",
    "Owl": "The Night-Owl",
    "Beetle": "The CRITICAL BUG",
    "Nudibranch": "Infestation of the NowDo Nudibranchs",
    "Yarn": "A Tangled Yarn",
    "Peacock": "The Push-and-Pull Peacock",
    "LostMasterclasser3": "The Mystery of the Masterclassers, Part 3: City in the Sands",
    "Pterodactyl": "The Pterror-dactyl",
    "Alligator": "The Insta-Gator",
    "Butterfly": "Bye, Bye, Butterfry",
    "Amber": "The Amber Alliance",
    "Sheep": "The Thunder Ram",
    "Robot": "Mysterious Mechanical Marvels!",
    "Turtle": "Guide the Turtle",
    "Velociraptor": "The Veloci-Rapper",
    "Goldenknight3": "The Golden Knight, Part 3: The Iron Knight",
    "Sabretooth": "The Sabre Cat",
    "Turquoise": "Turquoise Treasure Toil",
    "EggHunt": "Egg Hunt",
}

quests = quests | dict([(key.lower(), val) for key, val in quests.items()])

notes = {
    "VirtualPet": "It’s a quiet and pleasant spring morning in Habitica, a week past a memorable April Fool’s Day. You and @Beffymaroo are at the stables tending to your pets (who are still a bit confused from their time spent virtually!).<br><br>In the distance you hear a rumble and a beeping noise, soft at first but increasing in volume as if it’s getting closer. An egg-shape appears on the horizon and as it nears, beeping ever louder, you see that it is a gigantic virtual pet!<br><br>“Oh no,” @Beffymaroo exclaims, “I think the April Fool left some unfinished business with this big fella here, he seems to want attention!”<br><br>The virtual pet beeps angrily, throwing a virtual tantrum and whomping ever closer.",
    "Cheetah": "As you hike across the Sloensteadi Savannah with your friends @PainterProphet, @tivaquinn, @Unruly Hyena, and @Crawford, you're startled to see a Cheetah screeching past with a new Habitican clamped in its jaws. Under the Cheetah's scorching paws, tasks burn away as though complete -- before anyone has the chance to actually finish them! The Habitican sees you and yells, \"Please help me! This Cheetah is making me level too quickly, but I'm not getting anything done. I want to slow down and enjoy the game. Make it stop!\" You fondly remember your own fledgling days, and know that you have to help the newbie by stopping the Cheetah!",
    "Harpy": "The brave adventurer @UncommonCriminal has disappeared into the forest, following the trail of a winged monster that was sighted several days ago. You are about to begin a search when a wounded parrot lands on your arm, an ugly scar marring its beautiful plumage. Attached to its leg is a scrawled note explaining that while defending the parrots, @UncommonCriminal was captured by a vicious Harpy, and desperately needs your help to escape. Will you follow the bird, defeat the Harpy, and save @UncommonCriminal?",
    "Frog": 'As you and your friends are slogging through the Swamps of Stagnation, @starsystemic points at a large sign. "Stay on the path -- if you can."<br><br>"Surely that isn\'t hard!" @RosemonkeyCT says. "It\'s broad and clear."<br><br>But as you continue, you notice that path is gradually overtaken by the muck of the swamp, laced with bits of strange blue debris and clutter, until it\'s impossible to proceed.<br><br>As you look around, wondering how it got this messy, @Jon Arjinborn shouts, "Look out!" An angry frog leaps from the sludge, clad in dirty laundry and lit by blue fire. You will have to overcome this poisonous Clutter Frog to progress!',
    "Moonstone3": 'Laughing wickedly, Recidivate crumples to the ground, and you strike at her again with the moonstone chain. To your horror, Recidivate seizes the gems, eyes burning with triumph.<br><br>"Foolish creature of flesh!" she shouts. "These moonstones will restore me to a physical form, true, but not as you imagined. As the full moon waxes from the dark, so too does my power flourish, and from the shadows I summon the specter of your most feared foe!"<br><br>A sickly green fog rises from the swamp, and Recidivate’s body writhes and contorts into a shape that fills you with dread – the undead body of Vice, horribly reborn.',
    "Penguin": 'Although it\'s a hot summer day in the southernmost tip of Habitica, an unnatural chill has fallen upon Lively Lake. Strong, frigid winds rush around as the shore begins to freeze over. Ice spikes jut up from the ground, pushing grass and dirt away. @Melynnrose and @Breadstrings run up to you.<br><br>"Help!" says @Melynnrose. "We brought a giant penguin in to freeze the lake so we could all go ice skating, but we ran out of fish to feed him!"<br><br>"He got angry and is using his freeze breath on everything he sees!" says @Breadstrings. "Please, you have to subdue him before all of us are covered in ice!" Looks like you need this penguin to... <em>cool down.</em>',
    "Vice2": "Confident in yourselves and your ability to withstand the influence of Vice the Shadow Wyrm, your Party makes its way to Mt. Habitica. You approach the entrance to the mountain's caverns and pause. Swells of shadows, almost like fog, wisp out from the opening. It is near impossible to see anything in front of you. The light from your lanterns seem to end abruptly where the shadows begin. It is said that only magical light can pierce the dragon's infernal haze. If you can find enough light crystals, you could make your way to the dragon.",
    "Dysheartener": "The sun is rising on Valentine’s Day when a shocking crash splinters the air. A blaze of sickly pink light lances through all the buildings, and bricks crumble as a deep crack rips through Habit City’s main street. An unearthly shrieking rises through the air, shattering windows as a hulking form slithers forth from the gaping earth.<br><br>Mandibles snap and a carapace glitters; legs upon legs unfurl in the air. The crowd begins to scream as the insectoid creature rears up, revealing itself to be none other than that cruelest of creatures: the fearsome Dysheartener itself. It howls in anticipation and lunges forward, hungering to gnaw on the hopes of hard-working Habiticans. With each rasping scrape of its spiny forelegs, you feel a vise of despair tightening in your chest.<br><br>“Take heart, everyone!” Lemoness shouts. “It probably thinks that we’re easy targets because so many of us have daunting New Year’s Resolutions, but it’s about to discover that Habiticans know how to stick to their goals!”<br><br>AnnDeLune raises her staff. “Let’s tackle our tasks and take this monster down!”",
    "MayhemMistiflying3": "The Mistiflies are whirling so thickly through the tornado that it’s hard to see. Squinting, you spot a many-winged silhouette floating at the center of the tremendous storm.<br><br>“Oh, dear,” the April Fool sighs, nearly drowned out by the howl of the weather. “Looks like Winny went and got himself possessed. Very relatable problem, that. Could happen to anybody.”<br><br>“The Wind-Worker!” @Beffymaroo hollers at you. “He’s Mistiflying’s most talented messenger-mage, since he’s so skilled with weather magic. Normally he’s a very polite mailman!”<br><br>As if to counteract this statement, the Wind-Worker lets out a scream of fury, and even with your magic robes, the storm nearly rips you from your mount.<br><br>“That gaudy mask is new,” the April Fool remarks. “Perhaps you should relieve him of it?”<br><br>It’s a good idea… but the enraged mage isn’t going to give it up without a fight.",
    "Bunny": 'After many difficult days, you reach the peak of Mount Procrastination and stand before the imposing doors of the Fortress of Neglect. You read the inscription in the stone. "Inside resides the creature that embodies your greatest fears, the reason for your inaction. Knock and face your demon!" You tremble, imagining the horror within and feel the urge to flee as you have done so many times before. @Draayder holds you back. "Steady, my friend! The time has come at last. You must do this!"<br><br>You knock and the doors swing inward. From within the gloom you hear a deafening roar, and you draw your weapon.',
    "Waffle": "“April Fool!” storms a flustered Lady Glaciate. “You said your dessert-themed prank was ‘over with and completely cleaned up’!”<br><br>“Why, it was and is, my dear,” replies the Fool, puzzled. “And I am the most honest of Fools. What's wrong?”<br><br>“There's a giant sugary monster approaching Habit City!”<br><br>“Hmm,” muses the Fool. “I did raid a few lairs for the mystic reagents for my last event. Maybe I attracted some unwanted attention. Is it the Saccharine Serpent? The Torte-oise? Tiramisu Rex?”<br><br>“No! It's some sort of... Awful Waffle!”<br><br>“Huh. That's a new one! Perhaps it spawned from all the ambient shenanigan energy.” He turns to you and @beffymaroo with a lopsided smile. “I don't suppose you'd be available for some heroics?”",
    "Dolphin": "You walk upon the shores of Inkomplete Bay, pondering the daunting work ahead of you. A splash in the water catches your eye. A magnificent dolphin arcs over the waves. Sunlight glimmers off its fins and tail. But wait...that’s not sunlight, and the dolphin doesn’t dip back into the sea. It fixes its gaze on @khdarkwolf.<br><br>“I’ll never finish all these Dailies,” said @khdarkwolf.<br><br>“I’m not good enough to reach my goals,” said @confusedcicada as the dolphin turned its glare on them.<br><br>“Why did I even bother trying?” asked @mewrose, withering under the stare of the beast.<br><br>Its eyes meet yours, and feel your mind begin to sink under the rising tide of doubt. You steel yourself; someone has to defeat this creature, and it’s going to be you!",
    "Rat": "Garbage! Massive piles of unchecked Dailies are lying all across Habitica. The problem has become so serious that hordes of rats are now seen everywhere. You notice @Pandah petting one of the beasts lovingly. She explains that rats are gentle creatures that feed on unchecked Dailies. The real problem is that the Dailies have fallen into the sewer, creating a dangerous pit that must be cleared. As you descend into the sewers, a massive rat, with blood red eyes and mangled yellow teeth, attacks you, defending its horde. Will you cower in fear or face the fabled Rat King?",
    "Ferret": 'Walking through Habit City, you see an unhappy crowd surrounding a red-robed Ferret.<br><br>"That productivity potion you sold me is useless!" @Beffymaroo complains. "I watched three hours of TV last night instead of doing my chores!"<br><br>"Yeah!" shouts @Pandah. "And today I spent an hour rearranging my books instead of reading them!"<br><br>The Nefarious Ferret spreads his hands innocently. "That\'s more TV watching and book organizing than you\'d normally get done, isn\'t it?"<br><br>The crowd erupts in anger.<br><br>"No refunds!" crows the Nefarious Ferret. He fires a bolt of magic into the crowd, preparing to escape in the smoke.<br><br>"Please, Habitican!" @Faye says, grabbing your arm. "Defeat the ferret and make him refund his dishonest earnings!"',
    "MayhemMistiflying2": "Mistiflying dips and rocks as the magical bees keeping it afloat are buffeted by the gale. After a desperate search for the April Fool, you find him inside a cottage, blithely playing cards with an angry, trussed-up skull.<br><br>@Katy133 raises their voice over the whistling wind. “What’s causing this? We defeated the skulls, but it’s getting worse!”<br><br>“That is a pickle,” the April Fool agrees. “Please be a dear and don’t mention it to Lady Glaciate. She’s always threatening to call off our courtship on the grounds that I am ‘catastrophically irresponsible,’ and I fear that she might misread this situation.” He shuffles the deck. “Perhaps you might follow the Mistiflies? They’re immaterial, so the wind can’t blow them away, and they tend to swarm around threats.” He nods out the window, where several of the city’s patron creatures are fluttering towards the east. “Now let me concentrate — my opponent has quite the poker face.”",
    "BlackPearl": "You’ve been feeling uninspired lately, so when @jjgame83 suggests a trip to Lively Lake, you jump at the chance for a change of scenery. As @QuartzFox lays out a picnic on the shore, you find something glinting in the shallows. A strange black pearl.<br><br>“I wish I had a new idea,” you sigh.<br><br>A chill washes over the shore. The lake turns to black ink. The stars rise as noon becomes midnight in a heartbeat.<br><br>“Those aren’t good signs,” says @PixelStormArt.<br><br>A towering mass of arms bursts from the lake in a spray of foam, and from its beak, it booms: “BEHOLD ASTEROIDEA, THE IDEA FROM BEYOND THE STARS!”<br><br>A tentacle slams down onto the picnic basket. Good idea or not, you leap into action.",
    "Moonstone2": 'The brave weaponsmith @InspectorCaracal helps you fashion the enchanted moonstones into a chain. You’re ready to confront Recidivate at last, but as you enter the Swamps of Stagnation, a terrible chill sweeps over you.<br><br>Rotting breath whispers in your ear. "Back again? How delightful..." You spin and lunge, and under the light of the moonstone chain, your weapon strikes solid flesh. "You may have bound me to the world once more," Recidivate snarls, "but now it is time for you to leave it!"',
    "StoikalmCalamity3": 'The twining tunnels of the icicle drake caverns shimmer with frost... and with untold riches. You gape, but Lady Glaciate strides past without a glance. "Excessively flashy," she says. "Obtained admirably, though, from respectable mercenary work and prudent banking investments. Look further." Squinting, you spot a towering pile of stolen items hidden in the shadows.<br><br>A sibilant voice hisses as you approach. "My delicious hoard! You shall not steal it back from me!" A sinuous body slides from the heap: the Icicle Drake Queen herself! You have just enough time to note the strange bracelets glittering on her wrists and the wildness glinting in her eyes before she lets out a howl that shakes the earth around you.',
    "LostMasterclasser2": "The Joyful Reaper drums her bony fingers on some of the books that you brought. “Oh, dear,” the Master of Healers says. “There is a malevolent life essence at work. I might have guessed, considering the attacks by reanimated skulls during each incident.” Her assistant @tricksy.fox brings in a chest, and you are startled to see the contents that @beffymaroo unloads: the very same objects once used by this mysterious Tzina to possess people.<br><br>“I’m going to use resonant healing magic to try to make this creature manifest,” the Joyful Reaper says, reminding you that the skeleton is a somewhat unconventional Healer. “You’ll need to read the revealed information quickly, in case it breaks loose.”<br><br>As she concentrates, a twisting mist begins to siphon from the books and twine around the objects. Quickly, you flip through the pages, trying to read the new lines of text that are writhing into view. You catch only a few snippets: “Sands of the Timewastes” — “the Great Disaster” —“split into four”— “permanently corrupted”— before a single name catches your eye: Zinnya.<br><br>Abruptly, the pages wrench free from your fingers and shred themselves as a howling creature explodes into being, coalescing around the possessed objects.<br><br>“It’s an a’Voidant!” the Joyful Reaper shouts, throwing up a protection spell. “They’re ancient creatures of confusion and obscurity. If this Tzina can control one, she must have a frightening command over life magic. Quickly, attack it before it escapes back into the books!”<br><br>",
    "Hippo": "You and @awesomekitty collapse into the shade of a palm tree, exhausted. The sun beats down over the Sloensteadi Savannah, scorching the ground below. It’s been a productive day so far, conquering your Dailies, and this oasis looks like a nice place to take a break and refresh. Stooping near the water to get a drink, you stumble back in shock as a massive hippopotamus rises. “Resting so soon? Don’t be so lazy, get back to work.” You try and protest that you’ve been working hard and need a break, but the hippo isn’t having any of it.<br><br>@khdarkwolf whispers to you, “Notice how it’s lounging around all day but has the nerve to call you lazy? It’s the Hippo-Crite!”<br><br>Your friend @jumorales nods. “Let’s show it what hard work looks like!”",
    "Moon3": 'You get @Starsystemic\'s urgent scroll at the stroke of midnight and gallop to her tower. "The monster is using the full moon to try to cross over to our realm," she says. "If it succeeds, the shockwave of stress will be overwhelming!"<br><br>To your dismay, you see that the monster is indeed using the moon to manifest. A glowing eye opens in its rocky surface, and a long tongue rolls from a gaping, fanged mouth. There\'s no way you\'ll let it fully emerge!',
    "Onyx": "@Vikte, @aspiring_advocate, and @starsystemic know you’ve been feeling unmotivated lately and decide that a fun day out might boost your mood. However, “fun” apparently means going deep-sea diving to search the Dark Crevasse for treasure! You don your diving gear, board the boat, and row towards the ancient city of Dilatory. As you travel, you ask them what kind of treasure you’re looking for.<br><br>“Pluto runes!” says @Vikte.<br><br>“No, Leo runes!” says @aspiring_advocate.<br><br>“No, onyx stones!” says @starsystemic.<br><br>As they argue among themselves, you look into the ocean and see the cave entrance directly below you! Excited, you jump up, and dive into the sea, leaving the trio to watch as you swim towards the Dark Crevasse to search for the treasure yourself.",
    "Armadillo": 'It\'s time to get outside and start your day. You swing open your door only to be met with what looks like a sheet of rock. "I\'m just giving you the day off!" says a muffled voice through the blocked door. "Don\'t be such a bummer, just relax today!"<br><br>Suddenly, @Beffymaroo and @PainterProphet knock on your window. "Looks like the Indulgent Armadillo has taken a liking to you! C\'mon, we\'ll help you get her out of your way!"',
    "Triceratops": "The snow-capped Stoïkalm Volcanoes are always bustling with hikers and sight-seers. One tourist, @plumilla, calls over a crowd. \"Look! I enchanted the ground to glow so that we can play field games on it for our outdoor activity Dailies!\" Sure enough, the ground is swirling with glowing red patterns. Even some of the prehistoric pets from the area come over to play.<br><br>Suddenly, there's a loud snap -- a curious Triceratops has stepped on @plumilla's wand! It's engulfed in a burst of magic energy, and the ground starts shaking and growing hot. The Triceratops' eyes shine red, and it roars and begins to stampede!<br><br>\"That's not good,\" calls @McCoyly, pointing in the distance. Each magic-fueled stomp is causing the volcanoes to erupt, and the glowing ground is turning to lava beneath the dinosaur's feet! Quickly, you must hold off the Trampling Triceratops until someone can reverse the spell!",
    "Sloth": "As you and your party venture through the Somnolent Snowforest, you're relieved to see a glimmering of green among the white snowdrifts... until an enormous sloth emerges from the frosty trees! Green emeralds shimmer hypnotically on its back.<br><br>\"Hello, adventurers... why don't you take it slow? You've been walking for a while... so why not... stop? Just lie down, and rest...\"<br><br>You feel your eyelids grow heavy, and you realize: It's the Somnolent Sloth! According to @JaizakAripaik, it got its name from the emeralds on its back which are rumored to... send people to... sleep...<br><br>You shake yourself awake, fighting drowsiness. In the nick of time, @awakebyjava and @PainterProphet begin to shout spells, forcing your party awake. \"Now's our chance!\" @Kiwibot yells.",
    "Kraken": 'It\'s a warm, sunny day as you sail across the Inkomplete Bay, but your thoughts are clouded with worries about everything that you still need to do. It seems that as soon as you finish one task, another crops up, and then another...<br><br>Suddenly, the boat gives a horrible jolt, and slimy tentacles burst out of the water on all sides! "We\'re being attacked by the Kraken of Inkomplete!" Wolvenhalo cries.<br><br>"Quickly!" Lemoness calls to you. "Strike down as many tentacles and tasks as you can, before new ones can rise up to take their place!"',
    "Snake": "It takes a hardy soul to live in the Sand Dunes of Distraction. The arid desert is hardly a productive place, and the shimmering dunes have led many a traveler astray. However, something has even the locals spooked. The sands have been shifting and upturning entire villages. Residents claim a monster with an enormous serpentine body lies in wait under the sands, and they have all pooled together a reward for whomever will help them find and stop it. The much-lauded snake charmers @EmeraldOx and @PainterProphet have agreed to help you summon the beast. Can you stop the Serpent of Distraction?",
    "SolarSystem": "Your party is traveling through the cosmos, seeing the sights in a fantastical airship designed by talented space engineer @gawrone. Its meditationite propulsion relies on the calm of your Party to stay on course.<br><br>Up ahead in the clouds of sparkling galaxies, you spot an ominously pulsing star. “Keep your focus,” warns @beffymaroo. “If we get too distracted when we’re passing that nova, the pull between the star and our ship may veer us off course!”<br><br>As you near the star, pulses of strange energy come toward the ship.<br><br>“They’re Diversionoids, thought creatures trying to get us lost,” says @SabreCat. “If we can let them flow by without carrying us away, we should be able to stay pointed toward our goal!”",
    "Squirrel": "You wake up and find you’ve overslept! Why didn’t your alarm go off? … How did an acorn get stuck in the ringer?<br><br>When you try to make breakfast, the toaster is stuffed with acorns. When you go to retrieve your mount, @Shtut is there, trying unsuccessfully to unlock their stable. They look into the keyhole. “Is that an acorn in there?”<br><br>@randomdaisy cries out, “Oh no! I knew my pet squirrels had gotten out, but I didn’t know they’d made such trouble! Can you help me round them up before they make any more of a mess?”<br><br>Following the trail of mischievously placed oak nuts, you track and catch the wayward sciurines, with @Cantras helping secure each one safely at home. But just when you think your task is almost complete, an acorn bounces off your helm! You look up to see a mighty beast of a squirrel, crouched in defense of a prodigious pile of seeds.<br><br>“Oh dear,” says @randomdaisy, softly. “She’s always been something of a resource guarder. We’ll have to proceed very carefully!” You circle up with your party, ready for trouble!",
    "Seahorse": 'It\'s Derby Day, and Habiticans from all over the continent have traveled to Dilatory to race their pet seahorses! Suddenly, a great splashing and snarling breaks out at the racetrack, and you hear Seahorse Keeper @Kiwibot shouting above the roar of the waves. "The gathering of seahorses has attracted a fierce Sea Stallion!" she cries. "He\'s smashing through the stables and destroying the ancient track! Can anyone calm him down?"',
    "GuineaPig": 'You\'re casually strolling through Habit City\'s famous Market when @Pandah waves you down. "Hey, check these out!" They\'re holding up a brown and beige egg you don\'t recognize.<br><br>Alexander the Merchant frowns at it. "I don\'t remember putting that out. I wonder where it came--" A small paw cuts him off.<br><br>"Guinea all your gold, merchant!" squeaks a tiny voice brimming with evil.<br><br>"Oh no, the egg was a distraction!" @mewrose exclaims. "It\'s the gritty, greedy Guinea Pig Gang! They never do their Dailies, so they constantly steal gold to buy health potions."<br><br>"Robbing the Market?" says @emmavig. "Not on our watch!" Without further prompting, you leap to Alexander\'s aid.',
    "Axolotl": 'From the depths of Washed-Up Lake you see rising bubbles and... fire? A little axolotl rises from the murky water spewing streaks of colors. Suddenly it begins to open its mouth and @streak yells, "Look out!" as the Magical Axolotl starts to gulp up your willpower!<br><br>The Magical Axolotl swells with spells, taunting you. "Have you heard of my powers of regeneration? You\'ll tire before I do!"<br><br>"We can defeat you with the good habits we\'ve built!" @PainterProphet defiantly shouts. You steel yourself to be productive to defeat the Magical Axolotl and regain your stolen willpower!',
    "StoikalmCalamity2": 'The stately hall of the Mammoth Riders is an austere masterpiece of architecture, but it is also entirely empty. There\'s no furniture, the weapons are missing, and even the columns were picked clean of their inlays.<br><br>"Those skulls scoured the place," Lady Glaciate says, and there is a blizzard brewing in her tone. "Humiliating. Not a soul is to mention this to the April Fool, or I will never hear the end of it."<br><br>"How mysterious!" says @Beffymaroo. "But where did they--"<br><br>"The icicle drake caverns." Lady Glaciate gestures at shining coins spilled in the snow outside. "Sloppy."<br><br>"But aren\'t icicle drakes honorable creatures with their own treasure hoards?" @Beffymaroo asks. "Why would they possibly--"<br><br>"Mind control," says Lady Glaciate, utterly unfazed. "Or something equally melodramatic and inconvenient." She begins to stride from the hall. "Why are you just standing there?"<br><br>Quickly, go follow the trail of Icicle Coins!',
    "Monkey": "The Sloensteadi Savannah is being torn apart by the Monstrous Mandrill and his Mischief Monkeys! They shriek loudly enough to drown out the sound of approaching deadlines, encouraging everyone to avoid their duties and keep monkeying around. Alas, plenty of people ape this bad behavior. If no one stops these primates, soon everyone's tasks will be as red as the Monstrous Mandrill's face!<br><br>\"It will take a dedicated adventurer to resist them,\" says @yamato.<br><br>\"Quick, let's get this monkey off everyone's backs!\" @Oneironaut yells, and you charge into battle.",
    "Bewilder": "The party begins like any other.<br><br>The appetizers are excellent, the music is swinging, and even the dancing elephants have become routine. Habiticans laugh and frolic amid the overflowing floral centerpieces, happy to have a distraction from their least-favorite tasks, and the April Fool whirls among them, eagerly providing an amusing trick here and a witty twist there.<br><br>As the Mistiflying clock tower strikes midnight, the April Fool leaps onto the stage to give a speech.<br><br>“Friends! Enemies! Tolerant acquaintances! Lend me your ears.” The crowd chuckles as animal ears sprout from their heads, and they pose with their new accessories.<br><br>“As you know,” the Fool continues, “my confusing illusions usually only last a single day. But I’m pleased to announce that I’ve discovered a shortcut that will guarantee us non-stop fun, without having to deal with the pesky weight of our responsibilities. Charming Habiticans, meet my magical new friend... the Be-Wilder!”<br><br>Lemoness pales suddenly, dropping her hors d'oeuvres. “Wait! Don’t trust--”<br><br>But suddenly mists are pouring into the room, glittering and thick, and they swirl around the April Fool, coalescing into cloudy feathers and a stretching neck. The crowd is speechless as a monstrous bird unfolds before them, its wings shimmering with illusions. It lets out a horrible screeching laugh.<br><br>“Oh, it has been ages since a Habitican has been foolish enough to summon me! How wonderful it feels, to have a tangible form at last.”<br><br>Buzzing in terror, the magic bees of Mistiflying flee the floating city, which sags from the sky. One by one, the brilliant spring flowers wither up and wisp away.<br><br>“My dearest friends, why so alarmed?” crows the Be-Wilder, beating its wings. “There’s no need to toil for your rewards any more. I’ll just give you all the things that you desire!”<br><br>A rain of coins pours from the sky, hammering into the ground with brutal force, and the crowd screams and flees for cover. “Is this a joke?” Baconsaur shouts, as the gold smashes through windows and shatters roof shingles.<br><br>PainterProphet ducks as lightning bolts crackle overhead, and fog blots out the sun. “No! This time, I don’t think it is!”<br><br>Quickly, Habiticans, don’t let this World Boss distract us from our goals! Stay focused on the tasks that you need to complete so we can rescue Mistiflying -- and hopefully, ourselves.",
    "TaskwoodsTerror3": "Ready for battle, your group marches to the heart of the forest, where the renegade spirit is trying to destroy an ancient apple tree surrounded by fruitful berry bushes. His pumpkin-like head radiates a terrible light wherever it turns, and in his left hand he holds a long rod, with a lantern hanging from its tip. Instead of fire or flame, however, the lantern contains a dark crystal that chills you to the very bone.<br><br>The Joyful Reaper raises a bony hand to her mouth. \"That's -- that's Jacko, the Lantern Spirit! But he's a helpful harvest ghost who guides our farmers. What could possibly drive the dear soul to act this way?\"<br><br>\"I don't know,\" says @bridgetteempress. \"But it looks like that 'dear soul' is about to attack us!\"",
    "Goldenknight2": 'Armed with dozens of Habiticans\' testimonies, you finally confront the Golden Knight. You begin to recite the Habitcans\' complaints to her, one by one. "And @Pfeffernusse says that your constant bragging-" The knight raises her hand to silence you and scoffs, "Please, these people are merely jealous of my success. Instead of complaining, they should simply work as hard as I! Perhaps I shall show you the power you can attain through diligence such as mine!" She raises her morningstar and prepares to attack you!',
    "Bronze": "On a refreshing break between tasks, you and some friends take a stroll through the forest trails of the Taskwoods. You come upon a large hollow log and a sparkle from inside catches your attention.<br><br>Why, it's a cache of Magic Hatching Potions! The shimmering bronze liquid swirls gently in the bottles, and @Hachiseiko reaches to pick one up to examine it.<br><br>“Halt!” hisses a voice from behind you. It's a gigantic beetle with a carapace of gleaming bronze, raising her clawed feet in a fighting stance. “Those are my potions, and if you wish to earn them, you must prove yourself in a gentlefolks' duel!”",
    "Falcon": "Mt. Habitica is being overshadowed by a looming mountain of To Do's. It used to be a place to picnic and enjoy a sense of accomplishment, until the neglected tasks grew out of control. Now it's home to fearsome Birds of Preycrastination, foul creatures which stop Habiticans from completing their tasks!<br><br>\"It's too hard!\" they caw at @JonArinbjorn and @Onheiron. \"It'll take too long to do right now! It won't make any difference if you wait until tomorrow! Why don't you do something fun instead?\"<br><br>No more, you vow. You will climb your personal mountain of To Do's and defeat the Birds of Preycrastination!",
    "Whale": 'You arrive at the Diligent Docks, hoping to take a submarine to watch the Dilatory Derby. Suddenly, a deafening bellow forces you to stop and cover your ears. "Thar she blows!" cries Captain @krazjega, pointing to a huge, wailing whale. "It\'s not safe to send out the submarines while she\'s thrashing around!"<br><br>"Quick," calls @UncommonCriminal. "Help me calm the poor creature so we can figure out why she\'s making all this noise!"',
    "TRex": "Now that ancient creatures from the Stoïkalm Steppes are roaming throughout all of Habitica, @Urse has decided to adopt a full-grown Tyrannosaur. What could go wrong?<br><br>Everything.",
    "Silver": "The recent discovery of Bronze Hatching Potions has all of Habitica talking. Could potions of even brighter metals be possible? You head to Habit City's central Public Library, accompanied by @QuartzFox and @starsystemic, and gather up great armloads of books on alchemy to study.<br><br>After hours of eye-straining labor, @QuartzFox lets out a not-quite-library-appropriate shout of triumph. “Aha! I've found it!” You hurry over to see. “A Silver Hatching Potion can be made with runes of the zodiac sign Cancer, dissolved in pure silver melted over flame infused with the power of Moon runes.”<br><br>“We'll need a lot of those ingredients,” muses @starsystemic. “In case an attempt goes wrong.”<br><br>“There's only one place to find huge quantities of such random crafting materials,” says @Edge, standing in the shadow of the stacks with arms crossed. Have they been there the whole time? “The Dungeons of Drudgery. Let's get going.”",
    "Windup": "Habit City is seldom quiet, but you weren’t prepared for the cacophony of creaks, squeaks and screams escaping Good Timekeeping, Habitica’s finest clockwork emporium. You sigh--you just wanted your watch fixed. The proprietor, known only as “Great and Powerful”, tumbles out the door, pursued by a clanking copper colossus!<br><br>“Ki-! Ki-! Ki!” it clangs, arms smashing up and down. Its gears grind and screech in protest.<br><br>“My robot Clankton has gone mad! It’s trying to kill me!” the supposedly Powerful one shrieks.<br><br>Even with a broken watch, you can tell when it’s time to fight. You leap forward to defend the panicking watchmaker. @Vikte and @a_diamond also step up to help!<br><br>“Ki-! Ki-! Ki-!” Clankton chants with each blow. “Mew!”<br><br>Wait, was that mechanical mewling amidst the murderous monotone?",
    "TaskwoodsTerror2": 'Having fought through the swarm of burning skulls, you reach a large group of refugee farmers at the forest\'s edge. "Their village was burnt down by a renegade autumn spirit," says a familiar voice. It\'s @Kiwibot, the legendary tracker! "I managed to gather the survivors, but there\'s no sign of the Flourishing Fairies who help to grow the wild fruit of the Taskwoods. Please, you have to help me rescue them!"',
    "Spider": "As the weather starts cooling down, delicate frost begins appearing on Habiticans' windowpanes in lacy webs... except for @Arcosine, whose windows are frozen completely shut by the Frost Spider currently taking up residence in his home. Oh dear.",
    "Rock": 'Crossing Habitica\'s Meandering Mountains with some friends, you make camp one night in a beautiful cave laced with shining minerals. But when you wake up the next morning, the entrance has disappeared, and the floor of the cave is shifting underneath you.<br><br>"The mountain\'s alive!" shouts your companion @pfeffernusse. "These aren\'t crystals - these are teeth!"<br><br>@Painter de Cluster grabs your hand. "We\'ll have to find another way out - stay with me and don\'t get distracted, or we could be trapped in here forever!"',
    "Dilatory": "We should have heeded the warnings.<br><br>Dark shining eyes. Ancient scales. Massive jaws, and flashing teeth. We've awoken something horrifying from the crevasse: <strong>the Dread Drag'on of Dilatory!</strong> Screaming Habiticans fled in all directions when it reared out of the sea, its terrifyingly long neck extending hundreds of feet out of the water as it shattered windows with its searing roar.<br><br>\"This must be what dragged Dilatory down!\" yells Lemoness. \"It wasn't the weight of the neglected tasks - the Dark Red Dailies just attracted its attention!\"<br><br>\"It's surging with magical energy!\" @Baconsaur cries. \"To have lived this long, it must be able to heal itself! How can we defeat it?\"<br><br>Why, the same way we defeat all beasts - with productivity! Quickly, Habitica, band together and strike through your tasks, and all of us will battle this monster together. (There's no need to abandon previous quests -  we believe in your ability to double-strike!) It won't attack us individually, but the more Dailies we skip, the closer we get to triggering its Neglect Strike - and I don't like the way it's eyeing the Tavern....",
    "EvilSanta2": "When Trapper Santa captured the polar bear mount, her cub ran off into the icefields. You hear twig-snaps and snow crunch through the crystalline sound of the forest. Paw prints! You start racing to follow the trail. Find all the prints and broken twigs, and retrieve the cub!<br><br><strong>Note</strong>: “Find the Cub” awards a stackable quest achievement but gives a rare pet that can only be added to your stable once.",
    "PinkMarble": "After hearing rumors about a cave in the Meandering Mountains that has pink rocks and dust shooting out of it, your party starts to investigate. As you approach the cave, there is indeed a huge pink dust cloud – and strangely, you hear a tiny voice's battle cry, followed by the sound of shattering rock.<br><br>@Empress42 accidentally inhales some of the dust and suddenly feels dreamy and less productive. “Same here!” says @QuartzFox, “I'm suddenly fantasizing about a person that I barely know!”<br><br>@a_diamond peeks into the cave and finds a little being zipping around and smashing pink marbled rock to dust. “Take cover! This Cupid has been corrupted and is using his magic to cause limerence and unrealistic infatuations! We have to subdue him!”",
    "Moon2": 'After studying the shards, @Starsystemic the Seer has some bad news. "An ancient monster is approaching Habitica, and it is causing terrible stress to befall the citizens. I can draw the shadow out of people\'s hearts and into this tower, where it will take physical form, but you’ll need to defeat it before it breaks loose and spreads again." You nod, and she starts to chant. Dancing shadows fill the room, pressing tightly together. The cold wind swirls, the darkness deepens. The Overshadowing Stress rises from the floor, grins like a nightmare made real... and strikes!',
    "Burnout": 'It is well past midnight, still and stiflingly hot, when Redphoenix and scout captain Kiwibot abruptly burst through the city gates. "We need to evacuate all the wooden buildings!" Redphoenix shouts. "Hurry!"<br><br>Kiwibot grips the wall as she catches her breath. "It\'s draining people and turning them into Exhaust Spirits! That\'s why everything was delayed. That\'s where the missing people have gone. It\'s been stealing their energy!"<br><br>"\'It\'?\'" asks Lemoness.<br><br>And then the heat takes form.<br><br>It rises from the earth in a billowing, twisting mass, and the air chokes with the scent of smoke and sulphur. Flames lick across the molten ground and contort into limbs, writhing to horrific heights. Smoldering eyes snap open, and the creature lets out a deep and crackling cackle.<br><br> Kiwibot whispers a single word.<br><br><em>"Burnout."</em>',
    "Horse": "While relaxing in the Tavern with @beffymaroo and @JessicaChase, the talk turns to good-natured boasting about your adventuring accomplishments. Proud of your deeds, and perhaps getting a bit carried away, you brag that you can tame any task around. A nearby stranger turns toward you and smiles. One eye twinkles as he invites you to prove your claim by riding his horse.\nAs you all head for the stables, @UncommonCriminal whispers, \"You may have bitten off more than you can chew. That's no horse - that's a Night-Mare!\" Looking at its stamping hooves, you begin to regret your words...",
    "Vice3": "After much effort, your party has discovered Vice's lair. The hulking monster eyes your party with distaste. As shadows swirl around you, a voice whispers through your head, \"More foolish citizens of Habitica come to stop me? Cute. You'd have been wise not to come.\" The scaly titan rears back its head and prepares to attack. This is your chance! Give it everything you've got and defeat Vice once and for all!",
    "Stressbeast": 'Complete Dailies and To Do\'s to damage the World Boss! Incomplete Dailies fill the Stress Strike Bar. When the Stress Strike bar is full, the World Boss will attack an NPC. A World Boss will never damage individual players or accounts in any way. Only active accounts who are not resting in the inn will have their incomplete Dailies tallied.<br><br>~*~<br><br>The first thing we hear are the footsteps, slower and more thundering than the stampede. One by one, Habiticans look outside their doors, and words fail us.<br><br>We\'ve all seen Stressbeasts before, of course - tiny vicious creatures that attack during difficult times. But this? This towers taller than the buildings, with paws that could crush a dragon with ease. Frost swings from its stinking fur, and as it roars, the icy blast rips the roofs off our houses. A monster of this magnitude has never been mentioned outside of distant legend.<br><br>"Beware, Habiticans!" SabreCat cries. "Barricade yourselves indoors - this is the Abominable Stressbeast itself!"<br><br>"That thing must be made of centuries of stress!" Kiwibot says, locking the Tavern door tightly and shuttering the windows.<br><br>"The Stoïkalm Steppes," Lemoness says, face grim. "All this time, we thought they were placid and untroubled, but they must have been secretly hiding their stress somewhere. Over generations, it grew into this, and now it\'s broken free and attacked them - and us!"<br><br>There\'s only one way to drive away a Stressbeast, Abominable or otherwise, and that\'s to attack it with completed Dailies and To Do\'s! Let\'s all band together and fight off this fearsome foe - but be sure not to slack on your tasks, or our undone Dailies may enrage it so much that it lashes out...',
    "LostMasterclasser1": "You’re unexpectedly summoned by @beffymaroo and @Lemoness to Habit Hall, where you’re astonished to find all four of Habitica’s Masterclassers awaiting you in the wan light of dawn. Even the Joyful Reaper looks somber.<br><br>“Oho, you’re here,” says the April Fool. “Now, we would not rouse you from your rest without a truly dire—”<br><br>“Help us investigate the recent bout of possessions,” interrupts Lady Glaciate. “All the victims blamed someone named Tzina.”<br><br>The April Fool is clearly affronted by the summary. “What about my speech?” he hisses to her. “With the fog and thunderstorm effects?”<br><br>“We’re in a hurry,” she mutters back. “And my mammoths are still soggy from your incessant practicing.”<br><br>“I’m afraid that the esteemed Master of Warriors is correct,” says King Manta. “Time is of the essence. Will you aid us?”<br><br>When you nod, he waves his hands to open a portal, revealing an underwater room. “Swim down with me to Dilatory, and we will scour my library for any references that might give us a clue.” At your look of confusion, he adds, “Don’t worry, the paper was enchanted long before Dilatory sank. None of the books are the slightest bit damp!” He winks.“Unlike Lady Glaciate’s mammoths.”<br><br>“I heard that, Manta.”<br><br>As you dive into the water after the Master of Mages, your legs magically fuse into fins. Though your body is buoyant, your heart sinks when you see the thousands of bookshelves. Better start reading…",
    "Slime": 'As you work on your tasks, you notice you are moving slower and slower. "It\'s like walking through molasses," @Leephon grumbles. "No, like walking through jelly!" @starsystemic says. "That slimy Jelly Regent has slathered his stuff all over Habitica. It\'s gumming up the works. Everybody is slowing down." You look around. The streets are slowly filling with clear, colorful ooze, and Habiticans are struggling to get anything done. As others flee the area, you grab a mop and prepare for battle!',
    "SeaSerpent": "Your streaks have you feeling lucky—it’s the perfect time for a trip to the seahorse racetrack. You board the submarine at Diligent Docks and settle in for the trip to Dilatory, but you’ve barely submerged when an impact rocks the sub, sending its occupants tumbling. “What’s going on?” @AriesFaries shouts.<br><br>You glance through a nearby porthole and are shocked by the wall of shimmering scales passing by it. “Sea serpent!” Captain @Witticaster calls through the intercom. “Brace yourselves, it’s coming ‘round again!” As you grip the arms of your seat, your unfinished tasks flash before your eyes. ‘Maybe if we work together and complete them,’ you think, ‘we can drive this monster away!’",
    "Atom3": 'Just when you thought that your trials had ended, Washed-Up Lake begins to froth violently. “HOW DARE YOU!” booms a voice from beneath the water\'s surface. A robed, blue figure emerges from the water, wielding a magic toilet brush. Filthy laundry begins to bubble up to the surface of the lake. "I am the Laundromancer!" he angrily announces. "You have some nerve - washing my delightfully dirty dishes, destroying my pet, and entering my domain with such clean clothes. Prepare to feel the soggy wrath of my anti-laundry magic!"',
    "LostMasterclasser4": "You surface from the portal, but you’re still suspended in a strange, shifting netherworld. “That was bold,” says a cold voice. “I have to admit, I hadn’t planned for a direct confrontation yet.” A woman rises from the churning whirlpool of darkness. “Welcome to the Realm of Void.”<br><br>You try to fight back your rising nausea. “Are you Zinnya?” you ask.<br><br>“That old name for a young idealist,” she says, mouth twisting, and the world writhes beneath you. “No. If anything, you should call me the Anti’zinnya now, given all that I have done and undone.”<br><br>Suddenly, the portal reopens behind you, and as the four Masterclassers burst out, bolting towards you, Anti’zinnya’s eyes flash with hatred. “I see that my pathetic replacements have managed to follow you.”<br><br>You stare. “Replacements?”<br><br>“As the Master Aethermancer, I was the first Masterclasser — the only Masterclasser. These four are a mockery, each possessing only a fragment of what I once had! I commanded every spell and learned every skill. I shaped your very world to my whim — until the traitorous aether itself collapsed under the weight of my talents and my perfectly reasonable expectations. I have been trapped for millennia in this resulting void, recuperating. Imagine my disgust when I learned how my legacy had been corrupted.” She lets out a low, echoing laugh. “My plan was to destroy their domains before destroying them, but I suppose the order is irrelevant.” With a burst of uncanny strength, she charges forward, and the Realm of Void explodes into chaos.",
    "Rooster": 'For years the farmer @extrajordanary has used Roosters as an alarm clock. But now a giant Rooster has appeared, crowing louder than any before – and waking up everyone in Habitica! The sleep-deprived Habiticans struggle through their daily tasks. @Pandoro decides the time has come to put a stop to this. "Please, is there anyone who can teach that Rooster to crow quietly?" You volunteer, approaching the Rooster early one morning – but it turns, flapping its giant wings and showing its sharp claws, and crows a battle cry.',
    "Atom2": "Phew, this place is looking a lot nicer with all these dishes cleaned. Maybe, you can finally have some fun now. Oh - there seems to be a pizza box floating in the lake. Well, what's one more thing to clean really? But alas, it is no mere pizza box! With a sudden rush the box lifts from the water to reveal itself to be the head of a monster. It cannot be! The fabled SnackLess Monster?! It is said it has existed hidden in the lake since prehistoric times: a creature spawned from the leftover food and trash of the ancient Habiticans. Yuck!",
    "Kangaroo": "Maybe you should have finished that last task… you know, the one you keep avoiding, even though it always comes back around? But @Mewrose and @LilithofAlfheim invited you and @stefalupagus to see a rare kangaroo troop hopping through the Sloensteadi Savannah; how could you say no?! As the troop comes into view, something hits you on the back of the head with a mighty <em>whack!</em><br><br>Shaking the stars from your vision, you pick up the responsible object--a dark red boomerang, with the very task you continually push back etched into its surface. A quick glance around confirms the rest of your party met a similar fate. One larger kangaroo looks at you with a smug grin, like she’s daring you to face her and that dreaded task once and for all!",
    "Stone": "You open the gates to the Fortress of Neglect only to be surprised by the moss that has grown all over the statues, rocks and surfaces in the garden. “Oh no, the garden has been neglected for too long!” says @jjgame83.<br><br>“Well, it's never too late to start tending to the garden,” @PixelStormArt says enthusiastically, “but where shall we start tackling the maze of moss?”<br><br>“We can make and follow a plan so we don't get lost,” says @QuartzFox.<br><br>While clearing away the mossy rocks, @starsystemic spots Mars and Capricorn runes hidden underneath. “What are these for? Let's take them back to the Habit City Library to look them up when we're finished.”<br><br>That's assuming you find your way back out of here at all, you think, but don't say aloud.",
    "DilatoryDistress3": 'You follow the mantis shrimps deep into the Crevasse, and discover an underwater fortress. Princess Adva, escorted by more watery skulls, awaits you inside the main hall. "My father has sent you, has he not? Tell him I refuse to return. I am content to stay here and practice my sorcery. Leave now, or you shall feel the wrath of the ocean\'s new queen!" Adva seems very adamant, but as she speaks you notice a strange, ruby pendant on her neck glowing ominously... Perhaps her delusions would cease should you break it?',
    "Octopus": '@Urse, a wild-eyed young scribe, has asked for your help exploring a mysterious cave by the sea shore. Among the twilight tidepools stands a massive gate of stalactites and stalagmites. As you near the gate, a dark whirlpool begins to spin at its base. You stare in awe as a squid-like dragon rises through the maw. "The sticky spawn of the stars has awakened," roars @Urse madly. "After vigintillions of years, the great Octothulu is loose again, and ravening for delight!"',
    "TRexUndead": 'As the ancient dinosaurs from the Stoïkalm Steppes roam through Habit City, a cry of terror emanates from the Grand Museum. @Baconsaur shouts, "The Tyrannosaur skeleton in the museum is stirring! It must have sensed its kin!" The bony beast bares its teeth and clatters towards you. How can you defeat a creature that is already dead? You\'ll have to strike fast before it heals itself!',
    "Treeling": "It's the annual Garden Competition, and everyone is talking about the mysterious project which @aurakami has promised to unveil. You join the crowd on the day of the big announcement, and marvel at the introduction of a moving tree. @fuzzytrees explains that the tree will help with garden maintenance, showing how it can mow the lawn, trim the hedge and prune the roses all at the same time – until the tree suddenly goes wild, turning its secateurs on its creator! The crowd panics as everyone tries to flee, but you aren't afraid – you leap forward, ready to do battle.",
    "GhostStag": 'Ahh, Spring. The time of year when color once again begins to fill the landscape. Gone are the cold, snowy mounds of winter. Where frost once stood, vibrant plant life takes its place. Luscious green leaves fill in the trees, grass returns to its former vivid hue, a rainbow of flowers rise along the plains, and a white mystical fog covers the land! ... Wait. Mystical fog? "Oh no," <strong>InspectorCaracal</strong> says apprehensively, "It would appear that some kind of spirit is the cause of this fog. Oh, and it is charging right at you."',
    "EvilSanta": "You hear agonized roars deep in the icefields. You follow the growls - punctuated by the sound of cackling - to a clearing in the woods, where you see a fully-grown polar bear. She's caged and shackled, fighting for her life. Dancing atop the cage is a malicious little imp wearing a castaway costume. Vanquish Trapper Santa, and save the beast!<br><br><strong>Note</strong>: “Trapper Santa” awards a stackable quest achievement but gives a rare mount that can only be added to your stable once.",
    "Cow": 'It’s been a long, hot day at Sparring Farms, and there is nothing more you want than a long sip of water and some sleep. You\'re standing there daydreaming when @Soloana suddenly screams, "Everyone run! The prize cow has mootated!"<br><br>@eevachu gulps. "It must be our bad habits that infected it."<br><br>"Quick!" @Feralem Tau says. "Let’s do something before the udder cows mootate, too."<br><br>You’ve herd enough. No more daydreaming -- it\'s time to get those bad habits under control!',
    "DustBunnies": "It's been a while since you've done any dusting in here, but you're not too worried—a little dust never hurt anyone, right? It's not until you stick your hand into one of the dustiest corners and feel something bite that you remember @InspectorCaracal's warning: leaving harmless dust sit too long causes it to turn into vicious dust bunnies! You'd better defeat them before they cover all of Habitica in fine particles of dirt!",
    "Fluorite": "Unusual minerals are in high demand these days, so you and a few friends have trekked deep into the mines of the Meandering Mountains, in search of exciting ores. It’s a long and boring expedition, until @-Tyr- stumbles over a large rock, sitting right in the middle of the tunnel.<br><br>“This should help brighten things up,” says @nirbhao, before conjuring up an orb of light.<br><br>A warm brightness fills the tunnel, but something odd starts happening to that large rock. Feeding on the magical light, it begins to glow with fluorescent blues, greens and purples. Then it rears upright into a vaguely humanoid shape, complete with glowing red eyes fixed right on you! You jump into action with flashing spells and shining weapons.",
    "Gryphon": 'The grand beast master, <strong>baconsaur</strong>, has come to your party seeking help. "Please, adventurers, you must help me! My prized gryphon has broken free and is terrorizing Habit City! If you can stop her, I could reward you with some of her eggs!"',
    "Ruby": "The normally bustling peaks of the Stoïkalm Volcanoes lie silent in the snow. “I suppose the hikers and sight-seers are hibernating?” @gully says to you and @Aspiring_Advocate. “That makes our search easier.”<br><br>As you reach the summit, the chill wind merges with the steam billowing from the crater. “There!” @Aspiring_Advocate exclaims, pointing toward a hot spring. “What better place to find cool runes of Aquarius and passionate runes of Venus than where ice and fire meet?”<br><br>The three of you hurry toward the hot spring. “According to my research,” @Aspiring_Advocate says, “combining the runes with heart-shaped rubies will create a hatching potion that can foster friendship and love!”<br><br>Excited by the prospect of a new discovery, you all smile. “All right,” @gully says, “let's start searching!”",
    "Badger": "Ah, winter in the Taskwoods. The softly falling snow, the branches sparkling with frost, the Flourishing Fairies… still not snoozing?<br><br>“Why are they still awake?” cries @LilithofAlfheim. “If they don't hibernate soon, they'll never have the energy for planting season.”<br><br>As you and @Willow the Witty hurry to investigate, a furry head pops up from the ground. Before you can yell, “It’s the Badgering Bother!” it’s back in its burrow—but not before snatching up the Fairies' “Hibernate”  To Do's and dropping a giant list of pesky tasks in their place!<br><br>“No wonder the fairies aren't resting, if they're constantly being badgered like that!”  @plumilla says. Can you chase off this beast and save the Taskwood’s harvest this year?",
    "Unicorn": 'Conquest Creek has become muddied, destroying Habit City\'s fresh water supply! Luckily, @Lukreja knows an old legend that claims that a unicorn\'s horn can purify the foulest of waters. Together with your intrepid guide @UncommonCriminal, you hike through the frozen peaks of the Meandering Mountains. Finally, at the icy summit of Mount Habitica itself, you find the Unicorn Queen amid the glittering snows. "Your pleas are compelling," she tells you. "But first you must prove that you are worthy of my aid!"',
    "DilatoryDistress2": 'The siege can be seen from miles away: thousands of disembodied skulls rushing through a portal in the crevasse walls and making their way towards Dilatory.<br><br>When you meet King Manta in his war room, his eyes seem sunken, and his face is worried. "My daughter Adva disappeared into the Dark Crevasse just before this siege began. Please find her and bring her back home safely! I will lend you my Fire Coral Circlet to aid you. If you succeed, it is yours."',
    "Hedgehog": "Hedgehogs are a funny group of animals. They are some of the most affectionate pets a Habiteer could own. But rumor has it, if you feed them milk after midnight, they grow quite irritable. And fifty times their size. And <strong>InspectorCaracal</strong> did just that. Oops.",
    "Snail": 'You\'re excited to begin questing in the abandoned Dungeons of Drudgery, but as soon as you enter, you feel the ground under your feet start to suck at your boots. You look up to the path ahead and see Habiticans mired in slime. @Overomega yells, "They have too many unimportant tasks and dailies, and they\'re getting stuck on things that don\'t matter! Pull them out!"<br><br>"You need to find the source of the ooze," @Pfeffernusse agrees, "or the tasks that they cannot accomplish will drag them down forever!"<br><br>Pulling out your weapon, you wade through the gooey mud.... and encounter the fearsome Snail of Drudgery Sludge.',
    "Owl": "The Tavern light is lit 'til dawn<br>Until one eve the glow is gone!<br>How can we see for our all-nighters?<br>@Twitching cries, \"I need some fighters!<br>See that Night-Owl, starry foe?<br>Fight with haste and do not slow!<br>We'll drive its shadow from our door,<br>And make the night shine bright once more!\"",
    "Beetle": "Something in the domain of Habitica has gone awry. The Blacksmiths' forges have extinguished, and strange errors are appearing everywhere. With an ominous tremor, an insidious foe worms from the earth... a CRITICAL BUG! You brace yourself as it infects the land, and glitches begin to overtake the Habiticans around you. @starsystemic yells, \"We need to help the Blacksmiths get this Bug under control!\" It looks like you'll have to make this programmer's pest your top priority.",
    "Nudibranch": 'You finally get around to checking your To Do\'s on a lazy day in Habitica. Bright against your deepest red tasks are a gaggle of vibrant blue sea slugs. You are entranced! Their sapphire colors make your most intimidating tasks look as easy as your best Habits. In a feverish stupor you get to work, tackling one task after the other in a ceaseless frenzy...<br><br>The next thing you know, @LilithofAlfheim is pouring cold water over you. “The NowDo Nudibranchs have been stinging you all over! You need to take a break!”<br><br>Shocked, you see that your skin is as bright red as your To Do list was. "Being productive is one thing," @beffymaroo says, "but you\'ve also got to take care of yourself. Hurry, let\'s get rid of them!"',
    "Yarn": 'It’s such a pleasant day that you decide to take a walk through the Taskan Countryside. As you pass by its famous yarn shop, a piercing scream startles the birds into flight and scatters the butterflies into hiding. You run towards the source and see @Arcosine running up the path towards you. Behind him, a horrifying creature consisting of yarn, pins, and knitting needles is clicking and clacking ever closer.<br><br>The shopkeepers race after him, and @stefalupagus grabs your arm, out of breath. "Looks like all of his unfinished projects" <em>gasp gasp</em> "have transformed the yarn from our Yarn Shop" <em>gasp gasp</em> "into a tangled mass of Yarnghetti!"<br><br>"Sometimes, life gets in the way and a project is abandoned, becoming ever more tangled and confused," says @khdarkwolf. "The confusion can even spread to other projects, until there are so many half-finished works running around that no one gets anything done!"<br><br>It’s time to make a choice: complete your stalled projects… or decide to unravel them for good. Either way, you\'ll have to increase your productivity quickly before the Dread Yarnghetti spreads confusion and discord to the rest of Habitica!',
    "Peacock": 'You trek through the Taskwoods, wondering which of the enticing new goals you should pick. As you go deeper into the forest, you realize that you\'re not alone in your indecision. "I could learn a new language, or go to the gym..." @Cecily Perez mutters. "I could sleep more," muses @Lilith of Alfheim, "or spend time with my friends..." It looks like @PainterProphet, @Pfeffernusse, and @Draayder are equally paralyzed by the overwhelming options.<br><br>You realize that these ever-more-demanding feelings aren\'t really your own... you\'ve stumbled straight into the trap of the pernicious Push-and-Pull Peacock! Before you can run, it leaps from the bushes. With each head pulling you in conflicting directions, you start to feel burnout overcoming you. You can\'t defeat both foes at once, so you only have one option -- concentrate on the nearest task to fight back!',
    "LostMasterclasser3": "As night unfurls over the scorching sands of the Timewastes, your guides @AnnDeLune, @Kiwibot, and @Katy133 lead you forward. Some bleached pillars poke from the shadowed dunes, and as you approach them, a strange skittering sound echoes across the seemingly-abandoned expanse.<br><br>“Invisible creatures!” says the April Fool, clearly covetous. “Oho! Just imagine the possibilities. This must be the work of a truly stealthy Rogue.”<br><br>“A Rogue who could be watching us,” says Lady Glaciate, dismounting and raising her spear. “If there’s a head-on attack, try not to irritate our opponent. I don’t want a repeat of the volcano incident.”<br><br>He beams at her. “But it was one of your most resplendent rescues.”<br><br>To your surprise, Lady Glaciate turns very pink at the compliment. She hastily stomps away to examine the ruins.<br><br>“Looks like the wreck of an ancient city,” says @AnnDeLune. “I wonder what…”<br><br>Before she can finish her sentence, a portal roars open in the sky. Wasn’t that magic supposed to be nearly impossible here? The hoofbeats of the invisible animals thunder as they flee in panic, and you steady yourself against the onslaught of shrieking skulls that flood the skies.",
    "Pterodactyl": 'You\'re taking a stroll along the peaceful Stoïkalm Cliffs when an evil screech rends the air. You turn to find a hideous creature flying towards you and are overcome by a powerful terror. As you turn to flee, @Lilith of Alfheim grabs you. "Don\'t panic! It\'s just a Pterror-dactyl."<br><br>@Procyon P nods. "They nest nearby, but they\'re attracted to the scent of negative Habits and undone Dailies."<br><br>"Don\'t worry," @Katy133 says. "We just need to be extra productive to defeat it!" You are filled with a renewed sense of purpose and turn to face your foe.',
    "Alligator": "“Crikey!” exclaims @gully. “An Insta-Gator in its natural habitat! Careful, it distracts its prey with things that seem urgent THIS INSTANT, and it feeds on the unchecked Dailies that result.” You fall silent to avoid attracting its attention, but to no avail. The Insta-Gator spots you and charges! Distracting voices rise up from Swamps of Stagnation, grabbing for your attention: “Read this post! See this photo! Pay attention to me THIS INSTANT!” You scramble to mount a counterattack, completing your Dailies and bolstering your good Habits to fight off the dreaded Insta-Gator.",
    "Butterfly": "Your gardener friend @Megan sends you an invitation: “These warm days are the perfect time to visit Habitica’s butterfly garden in the Taskan countryside. Come see the butterflies migrate!” When you arrive, however, the garden is in shambles -- little more than scorched grass and dried-out weeds. It’s been so hot that the Habiticans haven’t come out to water the flowers, and the dark-red Dailies have turned it into a dry, sun-baked, fire-hazard. There's only one butterfly there, and there's something odd about it...<br><br>“Oh no! This is the perfect hatching ground for the Flaming Butterfry,” cries @Leephon.<br><br>“If we don’t catch it, it’ll destroy everything!” gasps @Eevachu.<br><br>Time to say bye, bye to Butterfry!",
    "Amber": "You’re sitting in the Tavern with @beffymaroo and @-Tyr- when @Vikte bursts through the door and excitedly tells you about the rumors of another type of Magic Hatching Potion hidden in the Taskwoods. Having completed your Dailies, the three of you immediately agree to help @Vikte on their search. After all, what’s the harm in a little adventure?<br><br>After walking through the Taskwoods for hours, you’re beginning to regret joining such a wild chase. You’re about to head home, when you hear a surprised yelp and turn to see a huge lizard with shiny amber scales coiled around a tree, clutching @Vikte in her claws. @beffymaroo reaches for her sword.<br><br>“Wait!” cries @-Tyr-. “It’s the Trerezin! She’s not dangerous, just dangerously clingy!”",
    "Sheep": 'As you wander the rural Taskan countryside with friends, taking a "quick break" from your obligations, you find a cozy yarn shop. You are so absorbed in your procrastination that you hardly notice the ominous clouds creep over the horizon. "I\'ve got a ba-a-a-ad feeling about this weather," mutters @Misceo, and you look up. The stormy clouds are swirling together, and they look a lot like a... "We don\'t have time for cloud-gazing!" @starsystemic shouts. "It\'s attacking!" The Thunder Ram hurtles forward, slinging bolts of lightning right at you!',
    "Robot": "At Max Capacity labs, @Rev is putting the finishing touches on their newest invention, a robotic Accountability Buddy, when a strange metal vehicle suddenly appears in a plume of smoke, inches from the robot’s Fluctuation Detector! Its occupants, two strange figures dressed in silver, emerge and remove their space helmets, revealing themselves as @FolleMente and @McCoyly.<br><br>“I hypothesize that there was an anomaly in our productivity implementation,” @FolleMente says sheepishly.<br><br>@McCoyly crosses her arms. “That means they neglected to complete their Dailies, which I postulate led to the disintegration of our Productivity Stabilizer. It’s an essential component to time travel that needs consistency to work properly. Our accomplishments power our movement through time and space! I don’t have time to explain further, @Rev. You’ll discover it in 37 years, or perhaps your allies the Mysterious Time Travelers can fill you in. For now, can you help us fix our time machine?”",
    "Turtle": 'Help! This giant sea turtle cannot find her way to her nesting beach. She returns there every year to lay her eggs, but this year Inkomplete Bay is filled with toxic Task Flotsam made of red Dailies and unchecked To Do\'s. "She\'s thrashing in a panic!" @JessicaChase says.<br><br>@UncommonCriminal nods. "It\'s because her guiding senses are fogged and confused."<br><br>@Scarabsi grabs your arm. "Can you help clear the Task Flotsam blocking her path? It may be hazardous, but we have to help her!"',
    "Velociraptor": "You’re sharing honey cakes with @*~Seraphina~*, @Procyon P, and @Lilith of Alfheim by a lake in the Stoïkalm Steppes. Suddenly, a mournful voice interrupts your picnic.<br><br><em>My Habits took a hit, I missed my Dailies,<br>I’m losing it, sinking with doubt and maybes,<br>At the top of my game I used to be so fly,<br>But now I just let my Due Dates go by.</em><br><br>@*~Seraphina~* peers behind a stand of grass. “It’s the Veloci-Rapper. It seems... distraught?”<br><br>You pump a fist in determination. “There's only one thing to do. Rap battle time!”",
    "Goldenknight3": '@Jon Arinbjorn cries out to you to get your attention. In the aftermath of your battle, a new figure has appeared. A knight coated in stained-black iron slowly approaches you with sword in hand. The Golden Knight shouts to the figure, "Father, no!" but the knight shows no signs of stopping. She turns to you and says, "I am sorry. I have been a fool, with a head too big to see how cruel I have been. But my father is crueler than I could ever be. If he isn\'t stopped he\'ll destroy us all. Here, use my morningstar and halt the Iron Knight!"',
    "Sabretooth": "A roaring monster is terrorizing Habitica! The creature stalks through the wilds and woods, then bursts forth to attack before vanishing again. It's been hunting innocent pandas and frightening the flying pigs into fleeing their pens to roost in the trees. @InspectorCaracal and @icefelis explain that the Zombie Sabre Cat was set free while they were excavating in the ancient, untouched ice-fields of the Stoïkalm Steppes. \"It was perfectly friendly at first – I don't know what happened. Please, you have to help us recapture it! Only a champion of Habitica can subdue this prehistoric beast!\"",
    "Turquoise": "@gawrone runs into your room holding their Habitican Diploma in one hand and an extraordinarily large and dusty leather-bound tome in the other.<br><br>“You’ll never guess what I’ve discovered!” they say. “The reason the Flourishing Fields are so fertile is that they were once covered with a vast ocean. It’s rumored that an ancient people once inhabited that ocean floor in enchanted cities. I’ve used forgotten maps to find the most likely location! Get your shovel!”<br><br>The next evening you meet up, @QuartzFox and @starsystemic joining the party, and begin to dig. Deep in the ground you find a rune, with a turquoise gem nearby!<br><br>“Keep digging!” @gawrone urges. “If we find enough, we can make one of their ancient potions and history at the same time!”",
    "EggHunt": 'Overnight, strange plain eggs have appeared everywhere: in Matt\'s stables, behind the counter at the Tavern, and even among the pet eggs at the Marketplace! What a nuisance! "Nobody knows where they came from, or what they might hatch into," says Megan, "but we can\'t just leave them laying around! Work hard and search hard to help me gather up these mysterious eggs. Maybe if you collect enough, there will be some extras left over for you..."',
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